The bait...

I'm all tweaked out, and as obsessed as she is about constantly checking her web stats, let's see how long it takes for her to find out I've been working on this blog for two weeks...

And then the gates will burst inward with the hordes of readers.

Or at least hordes of bloggers commenting on my posts so their own blog is linked from yet another site, thus boosting them up whatever blog rankings they follow.