Scenes from a Wedding

Key notes for future wedding DJs:

1. The microphone is attached to an amplifier, which "amplifies" your voice. If the mic cuts out and everyone can still hear you then it's likely you don't need yell so loudly into it.

2. Pumping up the bass is a excellent idea. Pumping up the bass and treble is not. If the music causes the Shania Twain CD to skip, re-evaluate your equalization and/or choice of speakers.

3. The smoke machines are not necessary during the first slow dance.

4. Don't be afraid to spend money bulking up your CD collection. The "Super Ultimate DJ Party Mix" you purchased for $1.88 in the Walmart Bin is so affordable because "I Like to Move it" is actually by Reel 2 Real and not "DJ Shabba Pierre".